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gap insurance

Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.
Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.
by QuacksO March 24, 2019
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Brain Gap

To be so profoundly retarded that people legitimately believe that there’s a big ass gap where your smooth brain should be
John: I am retarded but being retarded allows me to have an open mind

Steve: This guy’s got brain gap
by The Second Darkest One November 7, 2022
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Ratchet Gap

A woman that is known for her more promiscuous activities and is accompanied by a prominent gap between her two front teeth. This is usually due to the inability to afford braces as a teenager and an absent father figure.
Do you think I should hit up Mindy? Yeah man, she’s a ho. Have you seen her ratchet gap? Dead giveaway!
by Egroves206 October 30, 2022
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pee gap

It is when you pee and then the pee comes out with less pressure, so that there is an instantaneous moment in which there is a lack of pee in the pee stream.
I hate when I hear my own pee gap.
by eliane r June 9, 2018
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Gap

The space your car leaves behind another car. Normally used when racing another car.
This Supra is about to gap me, but it’s ok... ITS A SUPRA !
by Unnecessariness April 26, 2019
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Bap gap

1) “pull up your top girl you’re showing all your bap gap”

2) “how far did you get with that girl last night?”

“Bap gap”

3) “talk about bap gap, she had a bap canyon”

4) “I can’t wait to get in your bap gap later”
by Rjrjrjrjr August 17, 2018
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care gap

care gap n. in a feminist reality we must brief on the morest biggest hardest correctest care gap of the major sexes
a modern syndrome where digital partners are vastly surpassing real life friendship and especially in intimate partnerships supposed to be at least historically between a man in a woman. all dangerous gaps inspired by FanFan interviews from YouTube and stuff { gender faith gap, thigh gap, pay gap, feminist gap, free the nipple gap, minority lack of pro femenisim gap, men's safety gap, islamic women have extra clothing knowledge gap, all men probably have graped once gap, any love gap, LGBTQ+ knowledge gap, single by beyondsay rent gap, boyfriend purse gap, buy me more jewlery gap, men don't have feelings gap, prison limit gap, feminist men gap, love is temporary gap, poly-date gap, minority knowledge gap, grandma friendship ring gap, men-are-dogs gap funfun saying, *kid's safety gap }
mansplaining { gender dysphoria gap, big pharma gap, men's health gap, drug affliction gap, ^internet body art for profit gap, ^^ war sanity gap, GMO gap, chemical poisoning in our food gap, private surgery gap, grandma's racial feelings gap, ^^^breakdown of the family gap }
most of the modern relationships have at least 13% care gap due to flaming eye socket syndrome
thereso, suchas, since, s/t, hence; lady gapping statements > man gapping lady statements > man gap > care gap

I think really, to drill this home, someone...
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Yo 13/18 % of the Entourage cast were suffering from flaming eye socket syndrome so they all had divorces due to the insane care gap. Men assumed and feminist know intrinsically that with jobs husbands could sustain Only Fans and big happy smiling wives. Feminist movement one, no alcohol, perfect. Feminist movement two, free the nipple, perfect. Men perfect, women perfector. Feminism is next to Heaven.
by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
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