Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Funk the monkey

Female masturbation

You know I have to funk the monkey before bed

by Ryan donnyee p December 5, 2025

Mono-funk

A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.

"Don't kiss her, she's one of those "Mono-funks!"

"He spat on my ham and gave me mono!" "Mono-funk!"

by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009

Funk-tion-ary

The information bank that informs the curious about Funk music, musicians, history, jive etc. etc. etc.

Let's check the Funk-tion-ary for the correct spelling of Papa Mali's real name.

by Annie Mills September 13, 2008

funk lumper

Someone who funks lumps

Wow, rebel wolf really lumps funk. Such a funk lumper

by MrGingerRock May 21, 2022

Funked

The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired

I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.

by TERD SNIFFER December 9, 2017

Funk Gunk

An oozing or pulsing liquid which is emitted from a penis during sexual activity

Person A: Hey Baby, let’s get funky 😉

Person B: ok, but none of that funk gunk on my face this time…

by h31l0 August 28, 2021