Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".

I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.

by OTFB March 21, 2010

fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011

fudge blocker

someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.

Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.

by blackmikeg August 3, 2011

fudge daisy

gas escaping at pace enough to cause eruption of sound from the back passage

ive eaten a whole pack of balloons and im gonna pop out a rubber fudge daisy

by Quintus farhardt February 10, 2012

Fudge Top

Champion of his surroundings. A man with a power level exceeding comprehension. Incredible in bed.

It's so hard for me to be cool when I'm standing under the shadow of this fudge top.

by Guzzlerman February 27, 2012

fudge ring

What happens around your mouth when retards eat at ice cream social.

This has no meaning related to butts or poo, get your mind out of the gutter.

Steve was just trying to fit in at the ice cream social, but his fudge ring and chocolate covered hands made him look like an outcast.

by not_gogos July 22, 2012

Fudge Almighty

When a person becomes so enraged, that they burst this out instead of cussing.

"Fudge Almighty!!!!" *fell on a piece of sharp glass *

by Zrlda June 11, 2013