fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

fudge-puck by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011

Fudge Puckle 

When a sports team has a huge lead in a game and chokes their way to a loss.

The Sacramento Kings fudge puckled their way to another 4th quarter meltdown.

Fudge Puckle by Sacramentanisburning December 22, 2010

Fudge-Puckery

To tighten ones anus half way through an especially large turd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be forced back into the sphincter painfully.

" hello. ambulance please. i have just tried to do a banging shat and i have suffered third degree fudge-puckery..."

Fudge-Puckery by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009

Green Bay Fudgepackers 

What a non-fan of the Green Bay Packers football team might call them.

Hey, the Supertolietbowl this year doesn't have those fucking crappy Green Bay Fudgepackers in it! It's between birds and horses this time around!

Green Bay Fudgepackers by Telephony January 27, 2014

Fitchburg Fudgepacker 

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

Fitchburg Fudgepacker by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018

Fudgepacker 

A man who likes to help Willy Wonka in ways the Oompa Loomas just can't.

Fudgepackers never make it on screen because they always come in the back door.

Fudgepacker by Bobbert Bobbertsmithington October 9, 2008

fudgepacking 

Verb.
To have anal sex. Usually used when referring to gay males. This term is from one male packing (with his penis) the other male's fudge (fecal matter) up his anus.

"So, son... When you say you like to fudgepack... Does that mean you want to go into the ice cream business?"

fudgepacking by Mandy February 15, 2003