Semper Fucked

Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.

Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.

Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”

by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

Jesus fucked a monkey!

Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.

Jesus fucked a monkey!, watch out twat.

by TauntonJah November 5, 2019

Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.

I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.

by Cactus corner April 14, 2021

Murph-fucked

1600 Calorie - Eat your misses out.
300 Pumps doggy
200 Pumps ‘Special Doggy’
100 Pumps spooning (anal)
1600 Calorie - Blow Job

We did murph-fucked for time.

by BSCRUBH October 30, 2022

Sucked and fucked

A combination of oral sex followed by intercourse

She sucked and fucked me until my eyes rolled back in my head

by Oopsitwasme July 2, 2017

a special kind of fucked up

A special kind of fucked up is when you and your life are and have become so fucked up mentally and physically that that u are unable to be discribed in any sane or unsane way by both the sane and unsane yes ur a special kind of fucked up.

When something is so fucked up bad terrible unexsplainable and indescribable mentally emotionally or physicallyby any means know to man at this piont in time it becomes a special kind of fucked up

by FlyascanbeAngMarie May 16, 2018

life is fucked up

you know that already if you are reading this

Life is fucked up no matter where you are or when it is. It's always fucked up for multiple people.

by newAcronym December 17, 2018