Forest Fire

The act of rubbing ones genitalia against someones bunghole until said persons ass hair is lit on fire.

Dude Davis's butthair is PERFECT for a Forest Fire!

by MuntMinion44 May 24, 2024

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

Cube Forest

Large collection of condo towers in an urban setting. Often filled with yuppies who often compare their dwellings with other glass and steel cubes in a vain attempt to differentiate their faceless boxes from the other faceless boxes. Comments often heard are as such: "We live in the OXFORD towers..you know, the ones with the SPIRE on top?" (Note: reader may substitute words in caps.) and constantly reassure themselves that their wise purchase of upgrades such as Granite counters and Stainless Steel appliances will somehow ensure a massive resale premium. Dwellers are often a mix of owners and renters (tenants of the next Donald Trump) all of whom believe the investment strategy they are using will help them gain big when they sell.

I Live in the cube forest at Beach and Hornby

by jnathanmac June 10, 2010

Jungle-forest

When you're a monkey and surprised by a "hairy" woman. Some real degenerates uses it like a mating call.

- Geez, she's a real MILF
- I hope i would get lost in her jungle-forest
- Mate... you're awful

by Bookhanka May 5, 2022

Forest cat

A less common term for cats from the main group in the Warrior Cat Franchise, the Clans. It is mainly used by kittypets, or house cats. They are described as more skilled, advanced, aggressive and bigger then most cats. Other terms: Clan Cats, wild cats, and warriors.

A Kittypet would say, "forest cats are dangerous."

by Citris October 19, 2021

forest hooker

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.

Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.

by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017

Forest Walking

This is a term used by dimwitted urbanites I've spoken with to describe the activity most people call "hiking ".

Tony : Me and my girl went camping up to the mountains the past weekend camping for 2 days

AJ: Did you guys do any forest walking?
Tony: ahhh, do you mean hiking? If so then yes.
AJ : oh yeah, I think that's what it's called!
Tony: yeah, it is. DUMBASS

by TVCAR112 March 27, 2024