When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013

A channel on t.v. that only shows ass, boobs, and everything in between without the relationship part.
James: Hey dude, I gotta go. Bro Show is on!
Ethan: ahhh, alright that must be why you haven't had a girl..
James: ... yeh.
Ethan: ahhh, alright that must be why you haven't had a girl..
James: ... yeh.
by Nashanah July 31, 2013

We went on a few dates and I never heard from her again. She was just a Show Ho getting those free tickets.
by Sicknesses17 November 19, 2017

As compared to “show & tell” when a person wears a short skirt or shorts that are so small that their buttocks hang out.
I noticed there’s a new girl that moved in next-door and she’s showing tail all over the place little skank!
by Suzy home-maker April 14, 2023

When you have a convoluted story, turning it into a regular show episode plot helps condense and simplify it
“dude i want to write one of my stories but it’s too long”
“that’s what she said. also just regular show it”
“that’s what she said. also just regular show it”
by goblin mcgnoblin December 5, 2022

Stealing something from somebody (including a show) who would gladly give somebody something doesn't seem like an action with a lot of honor in it. Being indirect about it instead of straightforward makes somebody more of a liar than a thief.
They would've given him/her the show, as it said to do in the script, but he/she still insisted on a coup to steal the show. Stealing the show had always been his/her true intention, to get the best of any of the other guy there was.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

A TV series or movie that's suitable to have on in the background while you're on your phone. Media that doesn't warrant all of your attention.
Ex 1: Mom loves Friends but for me it's just a phone show.
Ex 2: Star Trek Voyager is such a good phone show to have on while I work.
Ex 2: Star Trek Voyager is such a good phone show to have on while I work.
by WisCas January 6, 2023
