In Florida, being gay is not allowed to be talked about
CRT (A.K.A telling kids to respect black people) is also banned
But guns are not, because apparently, it's safer for people to have guns than it is for a kid to talk about his 2 dads/moms.
CRT (A.K.A telling kids to respect black people) is also banned
But guns are not, because apparently, it's safer for people to have guns than it is for a kid to talk about his 2 dads/moms.
Florida sucks.
by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft May 4, 2022
Get the Florida mug.The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.
Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.
by thatonebro March 28, 2011
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The breeding grounds of Marching Band people. They migrate there between december and January, and then everythinggg happens.
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Get the Jacksonville, Florida mug.A state that frequently gets covered by hurricanes and is effectively doomed to midget houses so theres not TOO much damage. Claimed by the Spanish in 1513 and the dude who found it named it the dumbest name for a state, "Flowery" which is Florida in Spanish.
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Get the Florida boy mug.A style of barbeque, and resulting sub-culture lifestyle, indigenous to Florida. Originally, Florida-style barbecue was developed in the region around Orlando, utilizing the region's abundance of citrus fruits and tears from children frightened by Mickey Mouse at Disney World.
Florida-style barbecue first came to national attention in the late 2000's, following a series of seminal research papers published by a group of Princeton academics in 'American Anthropologist.'
Florida-style barbecue first came to national attention in the late 2000's, following a series of seminal research papers published by a group of Princeton academics in 'American Anthropologist.'
ESPN Commentator Jeff Van Gundy: "Dwight Howard is really carrying this Orlando team right now"
ESPN Commentator Mark Jackson: "You know, I hear they have some really good Florida-Style Barbecue down here in Orlando."
ESPN Commentator Mark Jackson: "You know, I hear they have some really good Florida-Style Barbecue down here in Orlando."
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Sally: "I have to shit."
Molly: "There's no toilet around."
Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"
Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."
Molly: "There's no toilet around."
Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"
Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."
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