glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

bluetooth earphones

Prices of shit that don't work most of the time

These damn bluetooth earphones will not work fetch me a hammer

by Slenderman3954 December 25, 2017

Hannah Earnshaw

A sexy mother fucker, Pulls all the boys, sexiii afff,

“Woahhh look at Hannah earnshaw she is sexy affff”

by HannahEarnshawSuperFan February 11, 2018

Fuzzy Ears

When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.

"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."

by That one CU May 28, 2018

Cool Earther

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that man-made climate change is a hoax made by rich lying Environmentalists to suppress the underfunded oil industry’s truth.

“I heard he was a Flat Earther...”

“Pretty much, Cool Earthers believe the UN, NASA, NOAA, the State Department, and 99% of the world’s scientists are paid to lie by Big Wind, and that only the Oil Lobby is telling the truth about Climate Change.”

“Wow, that makes Flat Earthers sound sensible in comparison”.

by BigNoisyChrisCooke January 29, 2020

SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020

UFC ears

When your a lad but you can't get lade cuz you got one of those UFC years.

Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!

by UFC ears December 20, 2020