dusty mug

The dustiest of all, AKA Trent

Blake: Trent you are such a Dusty Mug

by Lemon.L November 29, 2017

dusty short bus

Is the instance where you dip your short knobby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your wang as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady's waiting snatch. This is not recommended for trial of entry to the Asshole, as the Sphincter may react to the dust on your willy, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. Besides, you've only got two inches, come on man. For short dicks, try Castrol GTX instead!

The lady told me I should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn't really doing for her anymore, so I performed the Dusty Short Bus on her.... she didn't like it and suggested we see other men.

by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018

Dusty Train Tracks

A shriveled up, dry vagina.

Yo Joey, you do not wanna fuck her, she got some Dusty Train Tracks

by Dardy Spud January 19, 2019

dusty daniel

Daniel Del Taco

dusty daniel

by Ensemble Cat February 1, 2020

Dusty Oil Rig

Doing a line of cocaine off a hard penis and then giving a blow job so hard you throw up.

I gave her a dusty oil rig last night and she wasnt happy.

by Leohansen69 June 5, 2020

Dusty Fart

A fart that comes out with a whooshing sound that smells like it’s been waiting a while to come out.

Oh no grandma’s blowing out dusty farts again!

by siriusxmfly November 19, 2020

Dusty Gooch

A stock that consistently underperforms the S&P 500

My wife’s boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I can’t afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch

by anonymous February 22, 2021