5th Degree Retarded

Daddy slim cock, also known as “I exploit vulnerable women and share videos of them masturbating to make myself feel like a REAL boy.”

My name is Dustin, and I am 5th degree retarded

by JustEatingTush January 6, 2020

Gold Digger

He/she who like other just for money or their stuff.

Boy : hey wanna go out

Girl: eww no who will wanna go out with u
Boy: ok * gets in his bugatti *
Girl: :*saw his bugatti * ok i will go out with u
Boy: nah remember u said u don't want to go got with me. u are a Gold Digger

by thecooldude2020 April 22, 2020

star digger

A Bedwars eGirl that loves a Bedwars eBoy only because of his Bedwars star level.

Damn, that star digger is really trying to pick up that 827 star over there.

by a computer kid September 22, 2020

TP Degree

When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.

I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.

by Arnie Grape March 8, 2021

Gold Digger

A woman that likes a man just for his money and fame. When he got bankrupt and lose incomes and fame, that woman will break up with him. Or divorce him if they're married, of course.

Terry : Yo, I got dump by Lisa.
Bob : Why? I thought your relationship is perfect?
Terry : Because I'm broke.
Bob : What a fucking gold digger scumbag....
Terry : Yeah.

by scaevTHEnormal January 24, 2021

6 degrees of a Country Song

Every situation in life can be linked back to the words in a country song,

I love how he compares everything in life to 6 degrees of a country song ❤️ I hope retirement is filled with no shirt, no shoes, and no problems 😂

by KDawg.84.91.21 February 2, 2021

Gold Digger

A woman/ man (mostly women) who seeks for a lover not for their looks or personality but for their money to then use as their own with no second thought...like Becky..why Becky, WHY! Ahem, let’s focus.

Becky:( : Hey can I have more money for a Gucci bag!
Me: No Becky please I can’t keep doing this
Becky:( : UGH! WHAT-EVER Jamal is willing to give me some chocolate anywaaaaaays
Me: Becky, darling
Becky:( : Shut up, I’m going to Jamals later, we’re over, hmu when you have more MONEYY
Me: Becky wait! UGH, I hate Jamal with his big black di- I mean Becky was such a gold digger.

by A.I.B May 29, 2021