deck

Slang: The "board" part of a snow-, skate-, or wakeboard.

"I gotta get a new deck, I broke mine dropping a set of stairs."

"I can't wait to get up to the mountain and try out my new deck."

by Nopester January 17, 2008

Arctic Dock

When you Wet Dock with your friend in sub zero (Celsius) temperatures, subsequently the urine freezes, creating a bridge between you and your friend. Follow it up with a high-five.

Luc and I were up snowboarding, it was -25, he had to pee so he dropped his pants, and as we were wet docking, his pee froze making an arctic dock.

by Scott Adams69 December 24, 2008

shuffleing the deck

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

atomic upper decker

As with a traditional Upper Decker (where the attacker poops into the reservoir of the victim's toilet), but with the addition of gelatin powder, which, coupled with the cold water temperature and cool porcelain construction of the reservoir, causes allows the mixture to set into a poop jell-o which requires the victim to manually scoop it out

"Hey John, did you hear? someone left Tim an Atomic Upper Decker during the party on friday!"
"Wow, he must have really pissed someone off."

by Judge)Mental December 19, 2017

upper decker

A long home run ball hit into the upper seats of a baseball stadium.

After I caught an upper decker at Busch Stadium, I went to Dan's house where I left a beefy sewer pickle in the tank of his toilet.

by porknut September 4, 2005

Decking

The act of punching somebody in the head

Decking example:
John- mike and trevor are fighting
Donnie-TREVOR JUST DECKED MIKE UPSIDE IS HEAD

by 2Kayden18 May 19, 2018

Decked

To get punched extremely hard in the face.

The stupid tamil pussy got decked in the face.

by Scrapper May 17, 2006