Dashboard Confessional

The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?

Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.

by Merlin122 October 23, 2004

Dash-Dash

Another slang term for the illegal narcotic heroin.

"Shooting that dash-dash $#it in his bloodstream."

by The Indomitable Ghostman October 17, 2020

dashawn

a crack head always a crackhead bitch

dashawn walks down the hall looking stupid as hell.

by crakhand October 19, 2017

dashboard confessional

SHIT. their lyrics suck. Jesus, I feel gay just thinking about them.

Gay guy: listen to this DC cd
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.

by Erasmus March 27, 2005

Dashboard

During sex or foreplay, when a girl lies on her back and raises her feet over her head, a dashboard is the resulting panel of instruments available for manipulation and perusal.

He honked her teets and slathered her dashboard.

by marlowe9 October 19, 2010

Smash and Dash

To have sex with someone and then leave immediately after you have climaxed

"Man i'm finna smash and dash this girl tonite"

by k.smoove January 2, 2010

dashboarding

The act of slamming one’s significant other into the dashboard of the car; usually after prom or a formal event.

Due to her incessant yammering, Steve was 'dashboarding' Alyssa without regard to her visage.

Rick: “You have been talking to too many other boys”
Maeve: “Don’t be so protective”
Rick ‘dashboards’ Maeve
Rick: “How about that *****”

by Chris Sentmier May 25, 2007