Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021

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Dad Toast

Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more

Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??

by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021

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Dad Roulette

Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.

"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.

by MasterOfWang July 9, 2020

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Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration

That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!

by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020

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