cumsponge

A cumsponge is the sponge you keep on your bedside table in preparation for performing "the spongebob," the sex act where you shoot your cum on a sponge before wringing it out over a girl's head.

"Hey girl, I'm gonna be late for our date cause I'm preparing my cumsponge for later."

"Oh, that bowl of water? Yea, I keep it there so my cumsponge is always ready to go."
"Naw, I can't make it today brah..... I gotta clean out my cumsponge cause I hit my girl with that spongebob last night."

by RyderReacts October 24, 2018

cumseption

Manual self stimulation while observing another manually stimulating yet another.

Comments on pornhub

1st comment: I'm jacking off to other people jacking off the other people...seems weird.
2nd comment: Cumseption.

by Briansue November 4, 2018

Cumstain

Gingers can’t make it

Layton don’t say cumstain if u can’t make it

by aidancrosbie2805 November 14, 2018

cumsluuuuuuut

WHAMEN

That girl was such a cumsluuuuuuut, I gave her an alaskan pipleline and after an your of giving her anal, she wanted some canadian whipped cream

by oral69420 December 7, 2018

Cumshot soup

A creamy side soup consisting of the hardest nut you have ever busted sometimes it's yellow or stringy but it usually smells like pollen or bleach yet quenches the thirst of the horniest of guttersluts

Jackie was fucking trashed last night. I heard that bitch scraped her bowl of cumshot soup clean. She even soaked up the last bit with french bread.

by White and brown stained dildo March 27, 2019

Cumstain

When your jacking off you big black nigger dick and you cum on your bed sheets and it leaves a fucking stain.

I was beating my meat so hard that the milk came out. It left a cumstain on my stepsisters pillow case.

by Nigger'sBeLike April 12, 2019

Cumsturbate

When a guy wants to masturbate in order to evacuate his balls material as fast as possible.

Danny doesn't like to masturbate, just to cumsturbate.

by JoePassive April 20, 2019