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Cumsturbate 

When a guy wants to masturbate in order to evacuate his balls material as fast as possible.
Danny doesn't like to masturbate, just to cumsturbate.
Cumsturbate by JoePassive April 20, 2019

crysturbate 

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."
crysturbate by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

crasturbate 

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
crasturbate by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005

Camsterbate

I barged in on Tom camsterbating with Susan and Janet. I didn't know they liked to camsterbate.
Camsterbate by CromwellsWorld April 18, 2009

chasturbate 

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)
I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though
chasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

crysturbate 

When you're sad and you masturbate
From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!
crysturbate by Buck June 18, 2006