cumsturbate

To masturbate using semen (cum). After ejaculating, one continues to stroke the penis using the newly-produced fluid as lubricant.

Cumsturbate until the semen dries to prolong the pleasure of a nice wank.

by Muxgasm Into Your Anoose December 10, 2012

Cumsturbate

When a guy wants to masturbate in order to evacuate his balls material as fast as possible.

Danny doesn't like to masturbate, just to cumsturbate.

by JoePassive April 20, 2019

crysturbate

Masturbating and crying and the same time.

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."

by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

crasturbate

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005

Camsterbate

The act of mastermating on cam.

I barged in on Tom camsterbating with Susan and Janet. I didn't know they liked to camsterbate.

by CromwellsWorld April 18, 2009

chasturbate

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)

I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

crysturbate

When you're sad and you masturbate

From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

by Buck June 18, 2006