A club formed by the first person to get caught itching their crotch. To become a member of the this elite club you must get caught itching your crotch by someone already in the club.
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a crotch castle is when you get out of the lake or river or ocean and you have a ton of sand in your swimsuit.
by Allie April 24, 2005
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This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
by RabbiRob July 3, 2006
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Hey beautiful, what's your name?
Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
by Bee's Knees! July 5, 2010
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by zoom zoom September 1, 2004
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Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.
by shteph12 February 27, 2011
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