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Crap

A word everyone thinks is "swearing" but "fuck" can't even be one! It's In the dictionary!
Fuck or crap are not cursing phrases.
by IDon'tKnowI'mJustAHag November 8, 2011
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Crap Technology

Devices that are are not cool, but function perfectly & never seem to get lost. (different from 'crappy')

-1st defined by Thomas Hayden
After I lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, I got a sansa crap technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.
by sagepictures December 29, 2011
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Crap And Nap

To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:

Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.

Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.
Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.
by The Pikachu Master November 6, 2012
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crap on a crabtree

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)
by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013
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crap grabber

(Noun) The pubes that surround your asshole and as you shit, grab pieces of the shit to collect. These crap grabbers help to create skid marks to remind who is boss.

(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.

(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.
Johnny was sitting on his toilet pushing out crap, as he did the crap grabbers had a field day coating themselves. Later Johnny found he had a major skid mark.

The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.

Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.
by Mr WordSmith March 18, 2014
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Crap

1. A tamer version of shit commonly used by kids under the age of 13, who are trying to be cool.2
2. A slang referring to waste.
1. Kid: OLY CRAP ! I FIALED ME TEST ASSWINGMENT!!!"
2. "I just crapped some crap."
by WhatTheWhatt September 19, 2016
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crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis
holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off
by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016
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