Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Craftananted

When you are driven by crafts, and completely driven to do them

You are Craftananted meaning you do crafts because you are driven to do them

by Bella By Jolena June 25, 2023

Crakter

An exclamation often used to express disbelief or imply whatever said prior is ridiculous and untrue; A shortened version of "Toot of crakter."

She said the sky was orange, but that was simply crakter!

by scholarly fella June 29, 2023

Crafton

A person one the internet who plays gorilla tag and likes to cosplay.
He also films tiktoks.

Hey have you heard of Crafton

by Crafton_cosplay August 2, 2023

Craftnerd

A person which knows all the crafting recipes to every item and/or food in the video-game "Minecraft".

Villager 1: Have you seen that player? He's a total Craftnerd.

Villager 2: Oh for sure, he memorized the recipe for a netherite sword and pickaxe!

by anonymous July 14, 2024

Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.

He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.

by DarrenG July 20, 2024

Crate

A large vagina or vaginal area.

I thought she'd have a decent box but she had a crate.

by Chupie Velez September 14, 2023