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Companioni

An interracial male forged by ash and sand, also known as ash knee.
A Companioni just came out of the volcano.
by SugarDaddyXXX June 9, 2018
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Companion Couch

A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!
by givesies February 22, 2018
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Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”
Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?
by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018
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Company Fluffer

Noun; Employee, typically an aging, heavy set, white male who constantly tries to perform gay sexual favors on his coworkers and upper management to further his career and gain praise. Often will become prolapsed from all of the anal strain they have endured.
Dan- “Travis are you taking off this Friday to watch the big game?”

Travis- “He’ll no, we’re going to be short handed because Kevin sucked off the boss so he could take the day off for the gay pride parade.”

Dan- “That Kevin sure is a company fluffer”
by One two 3 September 26, 2018
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Colangha

The act of wearing cologne to mask the smell of ganja.
Tim had a stanky bag of reefer and had to colangha himself so as not to be detected by the police dogs at the airport.
by Pablo Waldrones January 11, 2019
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companionship-currency

Refers to one or more periods of "quality time" that you spend with someone as "substitute payment" when you are unable to reimburse him monetarily for loans/services that he gives you.
One should always try to pay back his debts as promised, of course, but id this is not possible, companionship-currency can indeed be a wonderful "alternative reimbursement". Just be careful that you don't "abuse the privilege" --- i.e., "continuously" presume that merely spending time with someone is always adequate recompense for any favor that you ask of the person.
by QuacksO February 21, 2019
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Conán

A sexy basterd who gets all the ladies and the best jobs for free so no prostitutes
Conán is really sexy I’m gonna fuck him
by Gay nibba 68 February 21, 2019
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