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Golddigger Complex

A psychological state in which a retired or active Golddigger finds his or herself unable to find love because of their materialistic whoreness. this may come in the form of putting out for common acts of kindness, or not being able to accept love from someone without money and social class even though they truly love such person.
Example 1

Person1: She really loves him.
Person2: Too bad she's got Golddigger Complex, he'll only be accepted if he wins the lottery.

Example 2

Person1: OMG Jim opened the restaurant door for me on our date it was SO romantic.
Person2: Did you put out?
Person1: well of course he was so sweet!
Person2: you've got some serious Golddigger Complex.

Example 3

Person1: I don't know if John loves me or not he buys me things all the time.
Person2: He doesn't LOVE you he was buying the whole company dinner. Just cause someone buys you some french fries, it doesn't mean they love you.
Person1: OMG I think I have Golddigger Complex!
by Dave Geir May 25, 2010
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complainer

A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.
by Blake Donahue July 21, 2008
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Shotaro Complex

A sexual complex similar to that of the Lolita Complex.

The Shotaro Complex describes a sexual attraction to younger boys, usually by adult males. However, females may also have this complex.

It is named for the boy hero of Tetsujin 28-Go (also known as Gigantor), which is also a popular generic name for young male characters in anime.

The Shotaro Complex is often shortened to shotacon.
Those with the Shotaro Complex like boys who are precocious in nature.
by Sarahsuke January 16, 2005
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Comprox

As I walk through the canyon of Beady Eyed Devils... I hold my staff close, for I fear their leader... Comprox.
by Zero7 February 8, 2003
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Find the computer room!

The annoying phrase Vector says when you pause the game on the Cosmic Fall level in Shadow the Hedgehog.
4Kids sucks.

*pause*
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!1
by Christina D December 24, 2008
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weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.
Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.
by GLaDOS November 6, 2007
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Obsessive Computer Disorder

To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.
My father who has Obsessive Computer Disorder, a.k.a OCD, is always on the computer.
by NekoPocky July 7, 2010
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