1 Part Jaggermister, 1 Part Rumplemintz, 1 Part Goldschalger mix and shake with ice and pour shots. Very Peotent and can knock your dick in the dirt
by andaub2002 April 3, 2010
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2. That decoration you remove from your western that your
ladyfriend enjoys wearing around her thigh naked.
3. What you put around your dick when you jerk-off to hard
and make your dick blead.
4. A large charity concert held to raise money to feed
starving chickens.
2. That decoration you remove from your western that your
ladyfriend enjoys wearing around her thigh naked.
3. What you put around your dick when you jerk-off to hard
and make your dick blead.
4. A large charity concert held to raise money to feed
starving chickens.
A feller walks into a bar and buys a shot of whiskey. The
barkeeper yells, 'You ain't got no cockaide on your hat you son of a bitch!" The feller cries out, "I was drunk last sundown, damn my ways and I forgot er' on that hooker's leg." The barkeeper pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's, and the feller drinks to his lost cockaide.
When you cut your finger slicing tomatoes you use a bandaide. When your dick bleads after jerking off too hard
you use a cockaide.
Farmer's have the Farmaide concerts, chickens have the
Cockaide concerts.
barkeeper yells, 'You ain't got no cockaide on your hat you son of a bitch!" The feller cries out, "I was drunk last sundown, damn my ways and I forgot er' on that hooker's leg." The barkeeper pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's, and the feller drinks to his lost cockaide.
When you cut your finger slicing tomatoes you use a bandaide. When your dick bleads after jerking off too hard
you use a cockaide.
Farmer's have the Farmaide concerts, chickens have the
Cockaide concerts.
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that girl did the cockabootydoodoo
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Get the cockard mug.another word for penis. a small penis. a woman-like penis. derogatory term for a panty-waist-ed Nancy boy.
His cockapeni left a lot to be desired.
He is such a cockapeni for talking to his wife that way.
Quit being a cockapeni and take it like a real man.
He is such a cockapeni for talking to his wife that way.
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Tiffany: Like, oh my gawd, look it's Cockahontas!
Stacey: He/she is so much prettier than you Tiff.
Tiffany: You what mate.
Stacey: He/she is so much prettier than you Tiff.
Tiffany: You what mate.
by alphabettispaghetti March 4, 2016
Get the Cockahontas mug.1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.
2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.
(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).
2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.
(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).
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