Basically, the opposite of a boner.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011
The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 01, 2010
Someone who is very adept at arousing a penis to its fully erect form and then continuing to stimulate it to ejaculation. This definition is reserved for those who make penis stimulation an art form.
I went home with this girl from the bar last night. I had no idea she was such a cock doc!
or for homosexuals
I was at the club last night and saw that cock doc you slept with last weekend.
or for homosexuals
I was at the club last night and saw that cock doc you slept with last weekend.
by josh summers March 19, 2007
It looks like Kanchana just performed a cock knee. He hit Pracha in the crotcha. I think he's gonna be down for a while.
by thundercatsho! December 12, 2008
When an individuals breath has the lingering smell of cock. Usually more pronouced after sucking the life out of a cock in the morning when the nut cheese and other smells of the cock are most pungent.
Billy: Lisa, did you talk to mom this morning at breakfast?
Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....
Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...
Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?
Billy: How do you know what it smells like?
Akward silence........
Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....
Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...
Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?
Billy: How do you know what it smells like?
Akward silence........
by Mr Meat Bat November 13, 2007
A term used to describe an aching an yearning penis that is desperate to get back into action, such action held back because of the corona virus pandemic
by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020
by oquhf0weoin December 01, 2007