Chinese Martini

Used in the Restaurant/Bar and Grill Industry to describe a hot water with lemon. Primarily ordered by groups of Asians in place of an actual beverage. . Aggravating for a server or bartender especially when ordered by a handful of people in a bigger group because it means no money but just as much work.
Also known as an R&R "Rotter&Remon" (water with lemon)

Are you kidding me?! I just got an 8 top and they want 3 Chinese martini's.

by Couv March 24, 2009

Pulling chicks

To pick up a girl.
To get a girl to have sex with you.

"Man I smashed that chick last night!!"
"Mike, you are so good at pulling chicks"

by sillyjane February 14, 2012

chinese fire drill

In Detroit, the act of getting out of your car at a stop light and having it be stolen before you can reach the rear bumper.

Could I borrow a Benjamin to get my car out of impound? I tried a chinese fire drill last week because I forgot I wasn't in Ann Arbor.

by Snacman November 6, 2007

Chinese fire dragon

The most mischevious of all sexual acts: you shit on your foot and kick the broad in the face.

"I wish I could just give her the ol' Chinese fire dragon."

by thefiredragon December 18, 2007

Fat chicks

a female that is fat, usually trying to be sexy.

See variations sealfuck, blubber fuck, blubberfuck, whalefuck or whale fuck. Not all fat chicks are just fat chicks, they are all attractive to someone depending upon their fat style.

We were cruising, finding nothing, then about 1 a.m. we ran into a group of 5 fat chicks. No need for one of us to fall on the grenade, we just each did one.

by Jake March 6, 2004

Chinese Fuck Puzzle

A Chinese Fuck Puzzle is something totally complicated or in disaray or disorganized. A clusterfuck

I got so frustrated with that Chinese Fuck Puzzle

by Big Daddy Matty August 10, 2006

chicks before dicks

for girls to always choose your girlfriends before your boyfriend

friend1: "won't your boyfriend get upset"

friend2: "he knows my friends are before him"

by devilish bonbon May 4, 2005