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care package

Said when someone has sealed the deal.
by Alias707 November 21, 2016
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I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number 582 Is TO Not Care<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number 582 Is TO Not Care<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number 582 Is TO Not Care<.7.9.7.6.>
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Caring

Noun: A word that only little shits at SHDHS use.
Caring? No. Please Stop.
by teddybear6T9 March 12, 2019
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wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021
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Care

Being care on something means that you do not care.
Im pregnant.
Im care on it.
by Rickenberg November 24, 2016
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no one cares what you’re birthday says about you

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s
no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck
by Tim Tams November 24, 2021
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