Canadian whisper

The Canadian whisper is when you tell a girl you've worn a condom, and at the last moment whisper "sorry".

"dude, I totally gave my girl a Canadian whisper last night, she was not happy."

by Serisin December 12, 2017

Canadian Anger Bang

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open

Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*

by ghostluchador May 23, 2018

Canadian Hotbox

When you hotbox an igloo, quinzee, snowfort, snow tunnel, or any shelter made of snow.

Let's turn this igoloo into a Canadian hotbox by lighting one up.

by Hella-high-Canadian March 11, 2018

Canada

The fictional land of maple syrup, hockey, and waterproof money.

"All these people saying they'll move to Canada will be disappointed when they find out it doesn't exist."

by Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi August 10, 2018

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018

Canadian Weeaboo

A Person who is obsessed with Canada. They may go so far as to learn French, Play Hockey, and Dress up as a Mountie.

Jon is a Canadian Weeaboo, because he is in French 3 and plays hockey.

by superminun October 17, 2018

canadian creamsicle

The act of covering a males penis in a mixture of maple syrup and cum and after the mixture hardens having a female suck it off.

Similar to a Canadian Lollipop

Bill: Hey Steve I heard you went to Torronto, did you have sex with a Canadian yet?

Steve: Yes I did, in fact I let her suck on a Canadian Creamsicle!

by Renigadecrew October 22, 2018