pure cancer

An expression that's used when something is extremely cringey or not acceptable to have an existence. This term is mostly overused because of some angsty white teens trying to be chill.

Correct use:

"musical.ly is the pure cancer of the world."
Or:
"This post on Instagram is so shitty that it could cause pure cancer."

Incorrect use:

"My mom has got pure cancer and now she's been brought to the hospital for research."

by The very real Kim Jung Un October 16, 2017

Cancer Man

HORRIBLE! Cancer Men have no sense of stability in their life and they suck and always cheat in their relationships (if they can keep one for more than a week) If you have a Cancer Man in your life, go through their phone and see if their friends with their ex. If they are friends with their ex...... REEEEEDDDDD FFFLLLLAAAAGGGG!!!!!

Ashton: Honey, I'm a Cancer
Karson: We're done.
Man that Cancer Man sucks.

by Ladyrights<3 March 1, 2022

Get cancer

Something you say to a retard online

Oh fist ov legend killed me better dm him get cancer

by BrickFuJohnson August 5, 2021

visual cancer

Anything toxic or crying like little youtube kids

F1. Hey man how's it going
F2. I can't see I got visual cancer
F1. I told you not to watch jake paul

by Peanut_Man December 3, 2017

Festival cancer

What you get when you don't usually smoke, but buy a pack of cigarettes just to have on the music festival.

Alex: I heard you got the festival cancer?
Bob: Yeah dude, want some?
Alex: Sure, but let's go get some fastival chemo, too.

by the festival cancer. October 28, 2009

cure for cancer

Something that cures cancer.

John Stamos's hair follicles are a cure for cancer, so are Chuck Norris's tears.

by catcherguy May 25, 2007

Booty cancer

1. describe an event that didn't go as planned or badly.

2. cancer of the ass.

1. -my dad yelled at me for being sick.

-wtf that's booty cancer. :(

2.doctor- the tests came back positive for booty cancer.

by Infernal Isolation March 5, 2009