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What life is like with only 2 brain cells

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MMMmmmmMmmmMmMmmmMMmmm wallet inspector Colton here
by coltonwuzhere2026 March 8, 2020
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no way in hell colton is gay as fuck and he does not like girls only boys cock
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fucks tiny dogs named rocky
colton sorry its just facks
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eats out tiny dogs named rocky!
hey looks its a colton! he ate out my dog last night!
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Carltonian

(Race) A subspecies of humans that came to earth 400,000 years ago in search of Colby Jack Cheese.

*Background*
In year -7012 Earth was just beginning. While the events of the bible had long passed there was a rift in time between BC and AD. Thus the negative years. In this time humanity excelled in everything imaginable because of one particular event. In the year -7012 a craft landed outside of jurgenflöurgen, modern day Sweden, was reported. The ancient texts are written in crayon, and scientists are still trying to uncover the whole story. They spoke of sentient beings from the planet Carl, and they were dubbed the "Carltonians". They came in search of Colby Jack Cheese, which was given to them. As we had established better communication with the Carltonians, trade was performed. With their help humanity thrived until the floods from the bible killed everyone (the carltonians did not know how to swim), thus forcing their people on Earth to leave/ die. Now in modern day 2020 we can still see some of their great inventions. The Swiss Army Knife, Potato Chips, and spoons.
Pertucia- "Well Mike, what'd you learn about in school today?"
Mike - " I learned about these really cool people from another planet called Carltonians."
Pertucia - "I remember learning about them in school too honey!"
by Imakewordsnthings March 10, 2020
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Colton

Colton is the best go to partner to have. Colton’s have the biggest most loving hearts you could ever ask for. Colton is the best at keeping you warm at night and making sure the cover is covering you. If you ever find yourself a Colton, love every living moment you have with him because I can promise you it will be the most utterly amazing life you will ever have.
Girl: Colton has never given me a stare where I don’t feel warm inside.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.
by GiganticD March 12, 2020
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Colton is a nice guy when you first meet him. After a little but he will turn on you. He starts with lies and then he cheats on you with the girl you hate.
Friend: Hey Colton just said he cheated on you
Me: Oh My God he is an Asshole
by Volleyballgirl2005 April 4, 2020
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