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In year -7012 Earth was just beginning. While the events of the bible had long passed there was a rift in time between BC and AD. Thus the negative years. In this time humanity excelled in everything imaginable because of one particular event. In the year -7012 a craft landed outside of jurgenflöurgen, modern day Sweden, was reported. The ancient texts are written in crayon, and scientists are still trying to uncover the whole story. They spoke of sentient beings from the planet Carl, and they were dubbed the "Carltonians". They came in search of Colby Jack Cheese, which was given to them. As we had established better communication with the Carltonians, trade was performed. With their help humanity thrived until the floods from the bible killed everyone (the carltonians did not know how to swim), thus forcing their people on Earth to leave/ die. Now in modern day 2020 we can still see some of their great inventions. The Swiss Army Knife, Potato Chips, and spoons.
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In year -7012 Earth was just beginning. While the events of the bible had long passed there was a rift in time between BC and AD. Thus the negative years. In this time humanity excelled in everything imaginable because of one particular event. In the year -7012 a craft landed outside of jurgenflöurgen, modern day Sweden, was reported. The ancient texts are written in crayon, and scientists are still trying to uncover the whole story. They spoke of sentient beings from the planet Carl, and they were dubbed the "Carltonians". They came in search of Colby Jack Cheese, which was given to them. As we had established better communication with the Carltonians, trade was performed. With their help humanity thrived until the floods from the bible killed everyone (the carltonians did not know how to swim), thus forcing their people on Earth to leave/ die. Now in modern day 2020 we can still see some of their great inventions. The Swiss Army Knife, Potato Chips, and spoons.
Pertucia- "Well Mike, what'd you learn about in school today?"
Mike - " I learned about these really cool people from another planet called Carltonians."
Pertucia - "I remember learning about them in school too honey!"
Mike - " I learned about these really cool people from another planet called Carltonians."
Pertucia - "I remember learning about them in school too honey!"
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