mexican cement truck

When a woman takes a steamy shit on am mans dick and is then then fucked by that dick.

Dude, your girlfriend took a huge mexican cement truck last night.

by Dr. Dickweed June 14, 2011

Floppy Creamer

When A man is about to have sex with his partner and he covers the tip of his penis in whipped cream before inserting his penis into her vagina.

"Dude, I just gave my Girlfriend the most amazing Floppy Creamer EVER!"

by Mat123234345456567678789890 November 16, 2011

San Clemente Sludge Sled

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.

"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."

by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012

Cock Cement

When a boy has not washed his penis for an extremely long time and the excess semen around the rim of his penis has formed a hard crust known as Cock Cement.

Boy: ''Oh babe your mouth is so soft''
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!

by Barry Ballsack December 3, 2013

belgian creamer

When you're having aggressive intercourse with your partner and you stick your penis in their ear and they scream "I would like extra cream please!" And after you ejaculate in their ear punch them in the head until it comes out of the other ear

Oh man, my wife wants to try a Belgian creamer! WTF is wrong with her?!

by Pissmonkeyz May 24, 2016

st clements school Toronto

well known school
only a 2% acceptance rate, most girls there are well educated and only get into the top universities.
st. Clements is also known to hold the highest average in ap classes. girls there are mostly Asian but all are pretty hot ngl.

rsgc boy: yo that girls so hot
ucc boy: ya ofc she is, she goes to st Clements school Toronto

by sportybasicmom January 13, 2020

dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.

Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.

by Obsidius February 22, 2008