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Christian is the kind of guy to walk around with his pants hanging low, called sagging. He is a honest guy, but he has a syndrome of not shutting up. Most people will call him a monkey, and they with be correct.

Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Christian by briastories April 11, 2023
Biggest dick motherfucker alive. Is the funniest man alive. Pretends to love guys but in reality loves all people expect homos. Is a true G to rely on
Christian your dick is so big
Often name of criminal thieves, and sex offenders
He touched my get, he is a christian
Christian by Gthe3e May 3, 2023
A guy who hits on everyone hoping for the slight chances of a girlfriend and has no rizz
Your such a Christian
Christian by Ratfraction May 4, 2023
Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.
Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.

Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
Christian by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023
Christian is a person who, at first seems like he couldn't care, is actually a caring and wonderful person. He is someone you can joke with and make the funniest jokes with, but also be there when your at your lowests. He has the most beautiful eyes ever, bright and ever so detailed.

His face almost looks as if angles carved it. He is smart and is really good in making music. He can just take his instrument and make a song from the top of his head. Something that most people admire about him. He is so creative and so interesting. He makes the most compelling conversations. He has dealt with terrible people in the past, it has affected him negatively, but it has also made him grow as a person. The people who have hurt him, shouldn't never get the chance to have him in their lives again. He deserves only the best out of people. What's funny is that He puts everyone first even if he is struggling. He only wants you to be happy. Because if your happy, he's happy. He is someone you can truly admire. If you ever meet someone like him, your really lucky. Really really?? Really really :)
John: hey guess what!

Max: what's up?

John: I made a friend named Christian!

Max: wow your so lucky man!

John I know right?
Christian by Hooni_Supreme♡ July 11, 2023