cactass

One or more buttocks and/or thighs with cactus spines in it, usually the result of an accident.

He crashed his mountain bike into a patch of cacti and came out with cactass. Because he could not pull them all out on his own, his buddies had to help.

by PedalPusher July 3, 2006

prima cacatus

Literally, "first defecation." The act of taking the first dump in a toilet since it was last cleaned, particularly at one's workplace or other public restroom. Prima cacatus typically results in a surprised sense of joy that no one else's ass has touched the seat that day.

Nothing makes me happier on a Monday morning than finding out I get prima cacatus in the men's room.

by IKE60 February 13, 2019

Cantus

A cantus traditionally involves drinking alot of beer while singing Dutch, German and English song. It's structure can differ from time to time but is usually themed like a fraternity initiation ceremony with punishments meant to get freshman wasted. The biggest sin being loosing the codex.

Hey where to freshman get wasted every year.
Me- at the cantus

by Vantomas August 27, 2017

cactusing

masturbation at its finest. With or wittout artifical lube.

Jim likes to use astroglide while cactusing

by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

Catcus

A Spicky object

OHHHHH No I Spicked my butttttttt!!!!!!

by J-d May 16, 2003

Cactuse

When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.

This exam is going to be so hard, I really need to cactuse!

by bsang December 13, 2010

Cactussy

The pussy of a girl (or femboy) from arid areas where cacti grow

Chad: “dude I met this girl from New Mexico last night, she’s got the tightest cactussy I’ve ever seen bro!”
Kyle: “dude what?”

by DasMeThad November 22, 2021