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pertaining to or related to any mainstreem corprate music made in the last few years
by me August 12, 2003
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Crap Game Syndrome

Crap Game Syndrome, or CGS, is an uncommon condition among the modern gaming population that usually starts with a simple case of nostalgia, but can quickly develop into CGS if not dealt with straight away.

Symptoms include browsing abandonware sites like The Underdogs for anything pre-1990; finding excuses to boot into DOS mode and coming home with a copy of Daikatana under one arm and Battlecruiser under the other.

Note that certain older games, like Tetris and Breakout, are excluded from the effects of CGS. It's okay to play these once in awhile without succumbing to its influence.
"Dude, why the hell are you playing Battlecruiser?"
"It's kind of fun once you try it."
"So is a crap on the sidewalk. Face it man, you have CGS bad."

"Hey, is that Daikatana?"
"Yeah, I'm coming down with Crap Game Syndrome."
"Burn it now before throw you down a well."
by Cabsy November 17, 2005
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Crapatoa

(Cheeselandian: Crapatau) also spelled Crapatao or Crapatowa,
1.An incident that occured in France in 188X when the Paris sewer system became overwhelmed with a citywide epidemic of diarrhea and burst, overflowing the Seine river outside the city limits with exorbitant amounts of waste and overwhelmed the nearby city state of Cheeseland wiping out the entire popultion with an severe outbreak of cholera and suffocation from the smell.

2. An exclamatiom yelled by the poor souls of Cheeseland as they died in the days that followed the incident.

3. A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.
Town Crier: Here ye here ye noble citzens of Cheeseland, the Parissian French upriver have produced an immense shitwad in the wake of a diarrhea epidemic. It is the evaluation of the town council that this wad will not come anywhere near our... what was tha? OH NO! CRAPATOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!! fhlflflfhlflglglghlglglglglglghflglglglglglglglfglglg.

Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?

Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.

Dude 1: Dayumm!

Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now.
by Bugga Stiff August 21, 2008
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clifford crap

a large amount of any substance

a flood

a large flow of any liquid, solid, or gas
"oh shit clifford crapped!"
by Debbie Pancake March 5, 2008
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oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.
I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants
by tt February 15, 2003
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crap circles

circles on underwear, skivvies or other pantswear that show up and may be the work of aliens (such as Klingons or other off-world groups)
Mikey noticed that every morning when changing his underwear his dog Lucky would immediately start licking the mysterious crap circles that had appeared there.
by Sam LaDue March 5, 2008
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crap

An anoying turd that floats in the bottom of your toilet and after 100000 flushes its still there.
Your Mum she doesn't piss off
by Follower March 13, 2003
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