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Buttaloaf

One that moves to a foreign country and comes back significantly heavier, resembling that of a loaf of bread. Buttaloafs are generally broke and build up copious amounts of debt within the first three years back to their homeland, while putting intoxication and unemployment at the top of their priorities.
Hey, I heard that buttaloaf owes you $3400.

You know, before he left he was cool, but now he just sits around all day like a god damn buttaloaf.

Hey, quiet down, the buttaloaf's passed out in the living room, I wish he'd get a job.
by Dubs and 6'5 June 17, 2010
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Powdered Butt Syndrome

A condition which arises when a son attempts to give advice to his parents, but the parents refuse to listen to him for no other reason but that he is their son.
I tried to convince my parents to save for retirement, but they don't want to hear it from me. It's a bad case of Powdered Butt Syndrome.
by skimikaze November 11, 2009
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Hockey Butt

A round muscular butt associated with athletes like hockey players, football players, Olympic weightlifters and sprinters. Easy on the eyes and a pleasure to pet.
His hockey butt always drew whispers and adoring gazes when he entered or left a room.
by wb416 February 27, 2012
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When I leave, come together like butt cheeks

Famous quote first uttered by the great Eddie Griffin on the Chappelle Show season two episode seven. When Griffin's character, Grits N' Gravy, recites the line, the character is leaving a dice game because he has lost. The line is the character's finale. To understand the meaning of this line, one must realize that it refers to the act of defecating. When the feces begins to emerge from the anus, the butt cheeks will often part to make room. When the feces leaves the anus, the butt cheeks will close and thus "come together". Through use of extraordinary creativity and brilliant comedic genius, Griffin used his symbolic language to portray his character as "the shit". Griffin's brilliance is can be witnessed first hand as none of the audience in the show laughs.
Grits N' Gravy: When I leave, come together like butt cheeks.
by uhhhjustincase September 10, 2010
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knee-butt

The knee-butt is a painful yet entertaining move that can be preformed on friends and ememies alike. The move is executed as follows:

The unsuspecting victim is standing so that their back is facing you. Approach the person, call out "knee-butt!" and knee them right in the ass bone. Hurts like hell. It is customary to call out the knee-butt warning before kneeing. When knee-butting friends it is recommended to knee with care, due to the potential anal crushing power of the move. Grabbing onto the persons shoulders can add a more visually dramatic element to the move, as well as increasing the power behind it.
Kevin: "Dude why are you hopping around and holding onto your ass like a fucking fairy?"
Steve: "Dustin just friggin gave me the worst knee-butt of my life!"
by Lee T September 24, 2005
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malt liquor butt pee

After a long night of drinking O.E. St Ides or 211 (ect.) the first thing u do upon waking up. Its poop with the consistency as pee.
Man I had malt liquor butt pee for like 2 hours this morning! Thats the last time I drink 211!
by Frumgar December 14, 2008
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buttslut

A chick who craves anal, prefers anal to vaginal sex.
I've turned my chick into a real buttslut , she doesn't want it in the pussy any more.
by MickyV September 1, 2009
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