Child Bride

A bride that is a child

The child bride was shipped off to the middle east

by 459395 April 23, 2023

Mr.Brice

Mr.Brice is a strange species that inhabits the 210th chamber of the AITE ecosystem. If encountered, one should give him a wide berth — if in a good mood, he will engage you in an hour-long or more lecture on topics like the importance of finishing your engineering math requirements before leaving high school or why mental health isn’t real. If you have the misfortune of stumbling into his territory while he is aggravated, prepare yourself to be violently cursed out and called a dumbass in twenty different ways. He can be pacified with a trucker hat branded with the logo of your alma mater. If you manage to grow close to him, he may invite you to a meal of sorts, hosted with many other poor souls who’ve made a friend out of him.

Unsuspecting traveler: Oh my god, it’s Mr.Brice! He’s gonna tell me about how economical Crocs are and that I need to rebel against white people! Run away!

by RaytheonSuperfan001 June 1, 2023

bathroom bravery

The sense that one is ready to face and dominate the world after they have taken care of their hygiene and whatever else before stepping out and facing whatever comes their way after exiting the bathroom - ANY bathroom.

Dominic had taken care of all of his hygienic duties and had a mild laugh of assertiveness while embracing his sense of bathroom bravery. Within seconds of him exiting the party's bathroom, he was mocked for his socks, jeered at for his bucket hat, and spit on for his mustard yellow pants. He was a mess and catastrophe all around. He pissed himself.

by von groovy July 25, 2024

Side Bride

A poor soul who simply found their person too late.

So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.

🫰🏻

Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.

by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023

yonkers brave jv 2025

Jace Brown (#4, QB1) and Thomas Dedde (#3) form a dynamic duo for the Yonkers Brave JV, bringing leadership, skill, and energy to the field. As QB1, Jace Brown leads the offense with confidence, strong decision-making, and a clear understanding of the game. He sets the tone for the team, staying composed under pressure and motivating his teammates to play their best.

On the other side, Thomas Dedde shines as a dependable and hardworking cornerback. Wearing number 3, he brings focus and intensity to the defense, using his awareness and effort to challenge opponents and make key stops. His consistency and determination make him a player his team can trust.

Together, Jace and Thomas represent teamwork and balance—offense and defense working hand in hand. Their dedication and positive impact help make the Yonkers Brave JV stronger every time they step onto the field.

Dynamic duo of yonkers brave jv 2025

by HouseOfHiglightsNY December 21, 2025

Blood Diamond Bride

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!

A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.

by gravy111 December 2, 2010

Are you brave enough to take this one?

This sentence is one of the most powerful to ever be created, when charging a devastating blow yell this sentence at your enemy to instantly immobilize them, if they move feel free to call them a Pussy for the rest of their life

A: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
B: "Haha lol, that attack is too slow, it won't

work against-"
A: "Are you brave enough to take this one?"
B: "Shit"
*"B" gets banished to the shadow realm*

by Unfunny Andrei March 15, 2018