The Bible

The Bible is the way for happy eternal life. People do not like The Bible because it restricts all the sinful "fun". But people love their sin (all the authors of the definitions above) so they decide to go to Hell.

Christian: "Hey, Jesus loves you, don't do that to yourself. Try reading The Bible, it's a The greatest book you will ever read with all he answers you need"
Atheist: "But I love sinning!"

by Csgo7daysban May 19, 2021

brillenspasti

a brillenspasti is an expression for a natural athlete, especially in powersports like weightlifting or bodybuilding.

although he has such big muscles, he claims to be a brillenspasti.

by u-no-me April 17, 2009

Britler

A blonde haired blue eyed (Aryan) woman that goes by the name of Brittany. Alternatively, a girl called Brittany with Hitler-like tendencies.

Brittany: "Why can't I have my way!?"

Tom: "Stop being such a little Britler."

by TomSpencer October 24, 2011

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

bible bigot

someone whose religious beliefs hinders racial equality, social norms and sexual preferences. Blinded by the bible as to not accept people for who they are because they don't live their lives according to the archaic values of the church. Those damn bible bigots were out protesting against gay marriage at city hall.
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What a load of bigotted crap you are.You and your ilk want to discriminate against people's freedom of religion and force them to accept YOURS AND THE STATES idea of morality or in other words the Satanic religion of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!
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You will burn in hell for this commies!!!!!!!!

bible bigots are those state-hugging commies and nazis who are bigotted against bible believers in violation of their freedom of religion

by HELL AWAITS YOU April 16, 2006

The Bible

A book used in a field of work that relies solely on the text in the book.

The Kama Sutra is the Sex Bible.

by 8_Balled January 27, 2005

bible slut

when a person reads the bible, and then they try to get other people to also read it by saying its as good as sex

If you want to be a bible slut read this cuz its just as good as an oragasm

by Caitlin J February 1, 2008