Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

bow bear toe

bobby canales's camel toe

Check this out guys my bow bear toe!

by Adrian E Juarez March 27, 2011

Ox-bowed

When you get cut off from a group. When you're in a large group but it gets separated.

I was with them but they ox-bowed me

by Ittybittypiggy June 18, 2017

Saggy Bow Tie

Slapping ones dick against a girls neck.

Kaleb to Justin: I gave that bitch a saggy bow tie last night.

by TheTrumpetSection December 19, 2013

BoW

Both of Which

BoW influenced modern philosophical thinking in the nineteenth century

by 3.1416two2 February 20, 2023

bow

bow is a way females tell their bf or gf they want they pussy ate

jordyn: “bowwww.”

her gf: “you must want yo pussy ate?”

by theonenonlypussyeaterrr January 22, 2022

Pink bow

A shotgun shoved up an ass to the stock and then you pull the trigger

I went my girlfriends house and her mom gave me a pink bow

by Bitch complex November 30, 2021