Donald blumpkin 

When you're getting your dick sucked while you take a shit, and you blow your load and use the jizz to gel your combover. Finish with a cockslap and a hearty "you're fired!"

Broad 1: what's wrong Cindy?
Broad 2: I thought Randy liked me, but I ended up Donald Blumpkining me.

Donald blumpkin by Kaynelikesfishsticks July 17, 2016

Bearded Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit

John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin

Bearded Blumpkin by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

mexican blumpkin 

A blow job given while the receiver is on the toilet depositing Taco Bell squirts.

Little did Juanita know that I'd made a run for the border prior to what would become a Mexican blumpkin...

mexican blumpkin by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater November 1, 2006

lady blumpkin 

a sex act in which a woman receives oral to genital stimulation while she defecates.

synonym for cunnilumpkin

The chickens are given lady-blumpkins (achewood 9/16/2004)

lady blumpkin by achewood_reader April 18, 2006

Battling Blumpkin 

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

Battling Blumpkin by Shizzle Daddy October 24, 2005

Unkosher Blumpkin 

The act of a female blowing an uncircumcised male while he is sitting on the toilet and suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea.

Did you hear about Rachel giving the gentile and unkosher blumpkin? I heard it was because of the steam grilled shrimp he had earlier.

Unkosher Blumpkin by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

Intense Blumpkin 

When a guy is receiving head while on the toilet, much like a regular blumpkin, but just as you come, you beat a hard level of a video game, unlock an achievement that gives you 1000 Gamer points, while eating an amazing sandwich.

:)
Caution, preforming this may cause your mind to implode from awesomeness.

Guy: OMG, achievemnt unlocked.
KABOOM!
(Head explodes)
Intense Blumpkin FTW

Intense Blumpkin by Me and this guy June 4, 2011