Bearded Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit

John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

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mexican blumpkin

A blow job given while the receiver is on the toilet depositing Taco Bell squirts.

Little did Juanita know that I'd made a run for the border prior to what would become a Mexican blumpkin...

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater November 1, 2006

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lady blumpkin

a sex act in which a woman receives oral to genital stimulation while she defecates.

synonym for cunnilumpkin

The chickens are given lady-blumpkins (achewood 9/16/2004)

by achewood_reader April 18, 2006

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Battling Blumpkin

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

by Shizzle Daddy October 24, 2005

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Unkosher Blumpkin

The act of a female blowing an uncircumcised male while he is sitting on the toilet and suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea.

Did you hear about Rachel giving the gentile and unkosher blumpkin? I heard it was because of the steam grilled shrimp he had earlier.

by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

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When a guy is receiving head while on the toilet, much like a regular blumpkin, but just as you come, you beat a hard level of a video game, unlock an achievement that gives you 1000 Gamer points, while eating an amazing sandwich.

:)
Caution, preforming this may cause your mind to implode from awesomeness.

Guy: OMG, achievemnt unlocked.
KABOOM!
(Head explodes)
Intense Blumpkin FTW

by Me and this guy June 4, 2011

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