bar n' nob

the trendy way of saying barnes & noble.

Trendy Hipster Jerk (most likely talking on his or her iPhone:) "i'ma grab a shower then head down the the bar n' nob, get my caffeine fix and the new paste magazine. want to meet me there?"

Not Quite As Hip Friend: "what the crap is the bar n' nob?"

by jplqn August 1, 2008

Barney

Barney is a high dinosaur. He had drugs in his tail all the time. He brainwashes the kids by making them sing songs. That is how they became the crack looking popstars they are today. Barney would make them sing and then give them "sugar" which was actually cocaine. Barney is a big purple bitch. "Know one even knew Barney was a drug dealer and buyer" said Doctor Johnny Dee "Know one even knew the kids Selena and Demi would become crack looking popstars" said Doctor Jessica Blevins

Barney: He kids lets sing a song!
Kids: No you big purple ass bitch

Barney: I'll give you sugar
Kids: Really? Yay!
Barney: Ok lets sing
Barney and kids: Barney is a purple dinosaur that gives kids sugar
Kids: *gets brainwashed*
Barney: Now to turn them in to crack looking popstars with my cocaine.
Barney: *gets arrested*
Barney: *escapes jail and goes back to the kids*
Kids: We missed you barney
Barney: Me too
Barney: Wants some sugar?
Kids: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids: *grows up to be crack looking popstars*

by SnowyPenguin July 24, 2018

Barney Error

A fan-made computer virus that affects any Windows PC. He gives you a numbered amount of chances and if you waste all of them he destroys your computer.

We interrupt your computer session for a Barney Error. Barney was killed by (insert name here).

BARNEY ERROR (or BARNeERROR)

STOP THE FREAKING STARTUP!!!

by Mario15XP December 19, 2021

Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

by AROND July 19, 2007

ben barnes kink

getting turned on, wet, boner, etc when you see pictures, or videos of ben barnes.

She saw a video of ben barnes and got turned on and started masturbating.That is called having a ben barnes kink.

by jesper<3 April 25, 2021

Barnaby Courtney

Best known as the ex-singer of SleeperCell, which is an unsigned band from Ipswich in england. He has juicy pouty lips which look fun, blue eyes, brown hair with yellow streaks in his fringe and has an athletic build, a six pack. He poses with boxers on a lot and shirtless too, and a lot of girls fancy him, me included.

Barnaby Courtney is the hottest singer ever.

by Dark Angel 666 October 10, 2009

Barnes and Noble

A soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.

They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders. CD's and DVD's are overpriced.

Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover.

'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member Card?'

by Dinah S. June 17, 2007