Super Wet Burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.

Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you

I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?

"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress

by billiard penis 5 August 25, 2007

burrito

A sexual act, for the female's pleasure/humiliation. The full act is to fuck her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order. The last part is the tasty burrito. See also lasagna.

Last time I banged my ex, I was way pissed at her, so I gave her a burrito.

by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003

burrito

to be passed out drunk/high, and have someone wrap a blanket around you, like a burrito, and take a picture

never accept a blanket from JP, she'll wait til you fall asleep and then burrito you

by C1VO September 16, 2011

sweaty burrito

a dirty sanchez with ball sweat instead

tom gave gulliver a sweaty burrito

by brent December 3, 2003

Norwegian Burrito

The hygge male sex organ.

During winter, I take comfort in a great Norwegian burrito.

by Rayosnshn March 13, 2021

Green Burrito

A man puts his penis into a woman (or man's) asshole while the taker has to defecate. The taker then defecates and then sucks the poo off the penis.

Then, they make out.

"Mmm, baby, I have to poo."

"I'm in the mood for a green burrito." ;)

by Leahaaaa November 19, 2007

wet burrito

Having diarrhea in any type of taco shell and then eating it.

There was nothing good to eat last night so I decided to go to the bathrooom to make me up a wet burrito.

by racer baby June 19, 2011