box smasher

A box is aussie slang for a vagina.

Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.

Lachlan: Are you the box smasher I've heard about?
Macca: Nah mate, I'm just the manager.

by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016

Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011

Tecate Boxing

A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

by Soups McGee October 15, 2012

Exit Box

Anus, used especially in reference to anal sex.

I put it in her exit box after Mexican and it was a mess.

by Doggin86 September 6, 2016

Jockey Box

Verb -- the act of car prowling -- to find unlocked cars (at night), open the doors, and see what you can get -- mostly from the glove compartment (or 'jockey box').

Rafael and Junior was out jockey boxin' on the boulevard last night. They got themselves some dope shit. Until the heat came up on 'em and did some head thrumpin'.

by I made the man May 7, 2018

Box Dinner

Eating pussy.

Rachel came over and served me a warm box dinner.

The milf next door serves me up a box dinner as soon as her husband goes out of town.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Cock in the box

Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box

I dont like wearing this pants because it creates a mean cock in the box.

by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015