light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

boardie

Anyone who spends a lot of time on a Postboard, and thinks they are better than everyone else on it.

Most weezer.com boardies act like they are better than everyone else on the board.

by Robyn July 30, 2003

board speak

The language of message board bordies and texters.

Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!

by KGsizzle July 6, 2007

boatraoke

Name for a form of entertainment in which patrons take turns singing the lyrics to prerecorded music via the loud hailer on a sail boat.

Billy, isn't it time for some boatraoke?

by Shanna Lynn May 20, 2010

Boastman

The occasional asshole postman that some unlucky neighborhoods have to deal with. The one you want to be friends with just because he is quick to remind you he has the ability to: steal your identity, make you buy a new 20 dollar mailbox every week by "accidently" hitting it over and over, or to take your bills (resulting in late fees and power outages)

Man 1: Going to buy a new mailbox today, I told the post-man over and over I thought his daughter was 18!
Man 2: Bad idea man, he's quite the boastman.

by Rosser of Codys December 4, 2010

Boastard

An individual who boasts too much. A person who keeps boasting illogically.

'Don't believe him. He is a Boastard'

by Linus01 October 31, 2012

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games; I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015