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Boastman 

The occasional asshole postman that some unlucky neighborhoods have to deal with. The one you want to be friends with just because he is quick to remind you he has the ability to: steal your identity, make you buy a new 20 dollar mailbox every week by "accidently" hitting it over and over, or to take your bills (resulting in late fees and power outages)
Man 1: Going to buy a new mailbox today, I told the post-man over and over I thought his daughter was 18!
Man 2: Bad idea man, he's quite the boastman.
Boastman by Rosser of Codys December 4, 2010
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Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
Jolly Boatman by Rad1234 February 20, 2009

little boatman 

I love to lick the little boatman.
little boatman by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Beastman Aids 

A disease contracted by having anal sex with Beastman from the He-Mann series.
I've got Aids. Beastman Aids, and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.
Beastman Aids by Sodomech January 22, 2004

The Boatman

When a girl has a mouth large enough to sucks your balls & penis simultaneously.

When both your shaft and nuts are in the mouth at the same time, it is considered a true boatman.
That girl gave me the boatman of my life. She slobbed on my nuts & dong at the same time.
The Boatman by The Tri-County G's February 24, 2009

boatmans hood 

Make sure you wash your boatmans hood at least 3 times a day

Creamy Boatman 

The Creamy Boatman is when a man performs a traditional style facial upon a male or female partner. Small coins are placed upon the eyes of the cum receiver to pay the boatman Charon to pass the river Dyx. Any smaller currency can be used.
"After doing some Hellenic studies I gave Helena a Creamy Boatman. There was money and semen involved."
Creamy Boatman by Mr Belvedere June 11, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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