Boastman

The occasional asshole postman that some unlucky neighborhoods have to deal with. The one you want to be friends with just because he is quick to remind you he has the ability to: steal your identity, make you buy a new 20 dollar mailbox every week by "accidently" hitting it over and over, or to take your bills (resulting in late fees and power outages)

Man 1: Going to buy a new mailbox today, I told the post-man over and over I thought his daughter was 18!
Man 2: Bad idea man, he's quite the boastman.

by Rosser of Codys December 4, 2010

Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".

"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"

by Rad1234 February 20, 2009

little boatman

the clit

I love to lick the little boatman.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Beastman Aids

A disease contracted by having anal sex with Beastman from the He-Mann series.

I've got Aids. Beastman Aids, and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.

by Sodomech January 22, 2004

The Boatman

When a girl has a mouth large enough to sucks your balls & penis simultaneously.

When both your shaft and nuts are in the mouth at the same time, it is considered a true boatman.

That girl gave me the boatman of my life. She slobbed on my nuts & dong at the same time.

by The Tri-County G's February 24, 2009

boatmans hood

Foreskin

Make sure you wash your boatmans hood at least 3 times a day

by Dr Helmet’s Mistress December 28, 2018

Creamy Boatman

The Creamy Boatman is when a man performs a traditional style facial upon a male or female partner. Small coins are placed upon the eyes of the cum receiver to pay the boatman Charon to pass the river Dyx. Any smaller currency can be used.

"After doing some Hellenic studies I gave Helena a Creamy Boatman. There was money and semen involved."

by Mr Belvedere June 11, 2009