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Black-Fridayed

To be mobbed or overrun by an onward surge of crazed shoppers/zombies - possibly resulting in grave or serious bodily harm.
Schlomo: My goodness, Saul, why are you in a wheelchair?
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...
by Rex Righteous December 29, 2012
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Blackout Barbie

A level of inebriation where one consumes so much alcohol that he/she blacks out. The term is often associated with having the best night of your life. Often considered one step above white girl wasted, being blackout barbie is the ultimate level of drunkenness. After being blackout barbie you will wake up knowing you had an amazing night, although you will not remember any of it.
Barbie: Yo Ken, you we're so drunk last night!
Ken: I don't remember anything I must have been blackout barbie.
Barbie: Did you have fun at least?
Ken: I woke up in a stranger's bed... so YES!
by Kendrick West February 9, 2014
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black friday

The day after Thanksgiving where you have a higher chance of being trampled to death in a store while trying to get a cheap tv
Person 1: Hey, are you going to (insert store here) for Black Friday shopping?
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.
by AdmiralSupreme November 20, 2017
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Black and Forth

When you go black, but then you go back.
The saying "once you go black you never go back" is not true. My sister Alison has gone black and forth many times.
by Cocoa Baton May 17, 2018
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Blacklite District

Alternate band famous for songs such as Cold as Ice and Hard Pill to Swallow. Also popularised by the Minecraft animator Rainimator.
Blacklite District's new song is SWEET!!
by SkeletonGuy November 21, 2018
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blackminican

a person who is mixed with black and dominican
my mom is dominican and my dad is black wich makes me blackminican
by curlyheadjay September 9, 2020
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Blackout Horny

When you are so horny you forget all rational.
A: “Bro I can’t believe you hooked up with that 4”

B: “man, I can’t even remember why, I was blackout horny”
by I’m blackout horny December 17, 2020
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