Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said, says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*

Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*

by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020

awesamdudeloml

one of my sweetest mutuals <33 he’s funny asf and follows tons of people for some reason 😨

eight is so sweet
wait, you mean awesamdudeloml , right?!

by kaidos poop stain June 4, 2021

awkwaane

A combination of awkward and some other word. They are a smart person who may or may not respect your opinion. They might be kind of a bad friend but you still find a way to love them.

"Hey, I met an awkwaane today."

by Randomguynamedjason78 July 22, 2021

Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

awesamponk

I miss them :(((

Person 1: I miss awesamponk
Person 2: Me too

by its_hades_luv August 20, 2021

Awkward

When u say bye to someone then walk the same direction

It’s so fucking awkward

by Emmyj September 24, 2021

Awkward 90

As awkward as a pair of 90 year olds with partial dementia

Dude, I'm gonna see her after ages. Hope it won't be awkward 90.

by Daayan October 13, 2021