Asshole

someone who’s an asshole

Wow, Terry Roark sure is an asshole!

by Mia Lover January 13, 2024

Asshole

Goddammit!

Hym "Jordan you asshole! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now! You missed it! What I'm I supposed to do now!? Do you know how long it took to collect all of that garbage? I mean, my house doesn't even look right! I hate this! You guys don't get it but imagine this: Jordan gets dragged here by the FBI or something. They bring him- But oh wait! It's not for you FBI-man. You have to stand in the hall! So Jordan comes in and steps over some cans and he stands in the center of the apartment. He can see it all from there. The wall of bags. The pile of used nicotine pouches. The mountain of cans. The mound of cardboard boxes. And then I play Fake Wings from the .Hack soundtrack! 'This is it Jordan! Absolution!!!' And then he starts crying while I laugh manically. And then it haunts his dreams until his dying day. And then I get a parade or something.... Yup. Art. The ultimate art! It would have been the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of humanity! Second only to the creation of A.I... Which I ALSO DID! *Sigh* but now it's ruined... This is a tragedy..." 😔

by Hym Iam August 4, 2024

Asshole

Assholes are people that are just straight up bitches for no reason at all.

fred: Oh look it's an asshole

Anthony: how can u tell
fred: he just pushed a child

by Lucas.013 August 17, 2024

Asshole

The worst.

Hokey is an asshole.

by HillbillyTanker April 27, 2024

Asshole

You

Fuck you asshole

by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024

asshole

any friend named Brian is an asshole an example is Brian Griffin from Family Guy they also most likely have a British accent occasionally

My friend Brian Gilgan is a asshole and a cunt

by KoolKidsKlub696969696969696969 January 13, 2025

Asshole

Any boyfriend, good or bad. Gets at the irrational hatred of guts men naturally feel towards any man who is the boyfriend of any woman. Still just means boyfriend though, and can be used endearingly or in good fun, but always will have, at least sarcastic, subtext of 'I'm quietly wishing for your downfall.'

Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.

We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?

I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.

I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.

by anonymous June 7, 2025