Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

Dumb Asian

Can be used to taunt someone when they have the potential to do smart things, but are too dumb or lazy to realize

Example: That’s such an easy equation, just use your brain, you dumb asian

by AAAAUAGAHAGSDNFIFHEKS June 16, 2023

Asian Unicorn

Hot Asian girl with a booty

Did you see that Asian girl with the booty? She’s a real Asian Unicorn

by Redman2286 September 9, 2021

Asian Elephant

That species of elephant found throughout India and South Eastern Asia. They have small ears and most are tuskless. Also they’re probably the elephants you find at the zoo. They are more closely related to mammoths than African Elephants.

I went to the zoo and the Asian Elephants were not there

by 🦖🦕🦣🦏🦤🦬🦌🐘🐆 November 13, 2022

Cauc-Asian

White (caucasian) Dad to a Chinese adopted son/daughter.

My Dad likes to call himself a “cauc-asian” because I’m Asian and he’s Caucasian.

by juuliquent November 30, 2020

Skinny Asian

An Asian that has less skin then bone and is very bad at a game called fortnite battle royal and are very fucking annoying

Hey kye swallows you are a skinny Asian because your bad at fortnite and you are bad to the bone
shut the fuck up skinny asian

by Jaiisbetteratboxfights August 29, 2021

Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023