What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.
"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"
"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
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