Patient 1: Why does that nurse look so familiar?
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.
by #bsb December 31, 2016
by IceWarm December 25, 2004
A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.
John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .
by JC2012 November 06, 2009
The act of stepping in and saying something to try to save your friend in the midst of his or her telling a lie or exaggeration, when in fact you know it's probably wrong and you are supposed to be an unbiased party. Based on TV reporter Candy Crowley's actions in one of the debates of the 2012 presidential election.
Did you see that guy lie/exaggerate to everyone about what really went down? No one was buying it, but then some other guy swooped in and pulled a Candy Crowley, and everyone was like, wow! You know, like when Candy did it for Obama over Benghazi talking points.
by psara May 06, 2013
by nihiice! March 01, 2005
by Brooklyn_1285 July 12, 2008
1. A doctor who prescribes a lot of anxiety medicines and/or pain pills, legally or illegally.
2. A doctor with an almost-gone rx pad.
2. A doctor with an almost-gone rx pad.
by candy collector February 01, 2010