cock fever

When a woman has a crush on a man and can't get over it. Damn she's got cock fever!

Have you seen Jamie. I hear she likes Mark. She's so hot ! She has cock fever!

by Clark G79 November 17, 2013

Scarlet Fever

The condition of being attracted to women from Red Communist countries, such as China, Cuba and Korea. An uncommonly large number of cases are attributed to Libertarian men.

Maria: Oh yeah baby don't stop
Johnathan: YEAH TAKE IT CASTRO! THE FREER THE ECONOMY THE FREER THE PEOPLE! UGGGHH! TAXATION IS THEFT!
Maria: ¡Scarlet Fever!

by Ohno1986 September 1, 2017

Bieber Fever

Puberty. Because Justin Bieber has singlehandedly redefined it.

Bieber Fever has caused several of Justin Bieber's concerts to be cancelled, because he can't hit the high notes anymore.

by IAmAMartian August 11, 2010

Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?

Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe

by fevergoat January 5, 2011

january fever

spending all of january doing new years revoulutions that usually only last the length of january

he has a bad case of january fever hes going to the gym everyday

by blondedrone January 21, 2011

Dude Fever

When a women/girl get sick over a dude/boyfriend. Just got dumped and can't get over it.

Is mary coming with us tonight !?
No, she's on her dude fever thing again

She got the dude fever

by Jeepy861 November 29, 2010

Theatre Fever

When you want to go to the movies so bad all the time, even if youve seen the movie Over 9000 times.

Dude, I still have Theatre Fever, wanna go see another one?

by Spartan76542 November 30, 2010