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sucked dick, in a braces way 

When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.
That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle 

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

L.A. Dick Contest 

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.
A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick 

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

Adam Is A cunt ass whore dick 

hes a dummy hes fat
Shut the fuck up adam is a cunt ass whore dick

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"